Score: 32%


Recommended for: Camping.

Value for money: 2.5/5
At $30 AU per couple, per night, with a tent and car, in Sicily, all I have to say is… Damn, dude! Damn! Although the joint is across the road from a beach where you can see the Aeolian Islands in the background, if you don’t want to have reoccurring nightmares for the rest of your life, I would think twice. Okay, we’re in the value for money category here, so… For the price I guess this place is okay. It’s just that… Hang on. We’ll get to that.

Cleanliness: 2.5/5

Facilities: 1/5
You have to pay to use the pool and there’s no internet and it looks like there’s a market, but it’s never open. Oh, and there’s no restaurant. Hope you brought your own food. There’s power and bathrooms though.

Location: 0.5/5
The ghetto. It’s Milazzo in Sicily. You feel like you’re in a third-world part of, well… the world. There’s nothing much around and the buildings and people seem a bit edgy.

Staff: 1.5/5
Again, there’s something edgy about the staff. Maybe because they are edgy too. This is the first campground I have ever stayed in where they give you a wristband to permanently wear whilst you’re on the grounds.